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We know this has been a rough year in the world of ASAPS City sports. We will be hosting our weekly talk show at 9AM on October 10th. Tune in to listen to our analysis of what went wrong. Steven B. Jones will be joining us. You can also call in to voice your opinion on what ASAPS City sports team leaders can do to turn around their fortunes next year. # #
Thomas Ramon (via ActivityPub)
@3316SportsRadio I gotta be at work at 9 on the 10th so I'm gonna air my opinions here. The GMs of these teams couldn't even tie my shoelaces, let alone run a professional sports team! I had to get velcro sneakers so they don't get intimidated when I show up to their sad games!
Sanaya Nielson (via ActivityPub)
@3316 AM - Sports Radio I think this will be a very good opportunity to engage in civilized discourse about how to improve using advanced analytical tools. Cannot wait to touch base with my fellow fans on the show!

The ASAPS City Anteaters will be closing out their season tonight against the Southtown Sabertooths. Make sure to tune in for some riveting baseball action! # # #
Tobi Dale (via ActivityPub)
@Natalie Forner I'm gonna be honest with you chief, I got no faith in these boys. They can't hit the broadside of a barn with the way they throw the ball!
Natalie Forner (via ActivityPub)
@3316 AM - Sports Radio Let's go anteaters! Finish out the season strong! The whole city believes in you!

The Steven B. Jones show will be live tomorrow at 8AM! Be sure to tune in to hear all the latest news and analysis about all your favorite ASAPS City sports teams! Steven will be joined by ASAPS City Arapaima goalie Dominic Rees! # # # #
@marcus_stan We love Steven B. Jones' enthusiasm for local sports!
Marcus Stanley (via ActivityPub)
Hopefully Steven B. doesn't scream like crazy like he usually does. I think that guy has some stuff he needs to work through… # # @3316 AM - Sports Radio

Reports coming in that the ASAPS City Arctic Foxes have signed Danyaal Suarez from the Sheldontown Seals on a five year contract! Do you think he will replace Russell Houston as the starting point guard? # # #
Walter Bentley (via ActivityPub)
@3316SportsRadio Horrible news! Russell Houston is a generational talent! We'll never make the playoffs with Suarez starting!! # #
Henry Champ (via ActivityPub)
Danyaal Suarez is the future of this organization! He reads the game better than anyone in the league. Russ Houston is a has been that needs retire! # # @3316 AM - Sports Radio

Make sure to tune in tomorrow to hear our live baseball series opener broadcast of the ASAPS City Anteaters vs. the Rayville Roosters! Tickets sold at the door at the Downtown Recreation Center!
Phyllis Parisi (via ActivityPub)
How much are tickets at the door? @3316SportsRadio
@Phyllis Parisi Tickets are $10 at the door for adults and $7 for children under 12

The ASAPS City Arapaima have signed Gilbert Vance from the Bishopsburg Barracudas. The contract offered by the Arapaima is reported to be 3 years at 5M per year. Do you think he can slot in to the second line center role? # #
Bill Asbell (via ActivityPub)
You bet I do! These guys want sellout crowds but they sign guys like this?? Sickening. Absolutely sickening. Say goodbye to your season ticket holders, Arapaima. @3316 AM - Sports Radio # #
Sean Latnum (via ActivityPub)
I think Vance really fits into the system that the Arapaima have. He may reach his potential here @3316 AM - Sports Radio

The ASAPS City Anteaters take on the Riverville River Rats on August 16th! Be sure to tune in to 3316 Sports Radio for some riveting baseball action!
Phyllis Parisi (via ActivityPub)
@3316SportsRadio Woohoo let's go Anteaters! My son just got called up from the minor leagues to play in this game!!! # #

The ASAPS City Arctic Foxes look to end their 35 game losing streak tonight against the Williamtown Walruses. New starting point guard Danyaal Suarez looks for his first win as an Arctic Fox! Tune in to 3316 Sports Radio for live coverage! # # #
Nathan Shanley (via ActivityPub)
@3316 AM - Sports Radio look champ, I don't know who runs this account, but if you ask me you gotta work on that fake optimism. If I wanted to see some mediocre bball I would go down to the rec center and sign up to coach toddler basketball!! #
@Nathan Shanley Well now that you mention it the rec center could use more coaches for their toddler basketball league. # #

ASAPS City Sports Holding Corp. has announced the creation of a professional soccer team in ASAPS City: The ASAPS City Anchovies! The Anchovies will play their games at the rec center until a purpose built stadium is completed.
Walter Bentley (via ActivityPub)
The beautiful game has finally arrived in ASAPS City! Our prayers have been answered!! Any info on when we can buy season tickets? @3316SportsRadio
No info yet. Stay tuned for more updates in the coming days! @Walter Bentley
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