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BREAKING: A rabid squirrel has descended on downtown ASAPS City! If you see it DO NOT ATTEMPT CONTACT! He is reported to be of medium build, medium height, frothing at the mouth.
Amy Calvo (via DFRN)
@KGTVNews How horrible! That poor little guy just wants to do squirrel things :'( I hope he gets well soon!